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![ChiyoMetax Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1519844071.png) Chiyo [@ChiyoMetax](/creator/twitter/ChiyoMetax) on x 1372 followers
Created: 2025-07-25 12:25:49 UTC

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What if King David from the Bible was a Web3 degen?😋😋😋

David wasn’t just a shepherd…
He was an early contributor to a decentralized kingdom 🫡
Low-key farming sheep NFTs on the side 🐑💻

Then came Goliath 🤯🤯 the giga-whale backed by VC kings 💰
FUDing the entire Israel DAO like he owned the memechain 😤

$GOL coin was pumping off pure intimidation.

Everyone was panicking.
But David?
He loaded his sling wallet with a few smooth $ROCK tokens 🪨📲

One clean tx later…
✅ Goliath got rugged.

King Saul tried to put him in TradFi armor 🏰
David said:
“Bro, I’m on-chain, not on-chainmail.” 😂

David goes on to launch $PSALMS 📜
A vibey utility token for spiritual governance 🙏
Holders get weekly airdrops of hope and strategy ✨

He later apes too hard into $BATHtoken 🛁
Rugged himself a little (👀)
But he repented and kept building 💪

David proves:
🟢 You don’t need a big bag to win
🟢 Just a sling, a $ROCK, and faith in the protocol

⸻

Moral of the story:
When giants FUD, stay based.
Believe, build, and let God handle the gas fees 🙌⛽

#Web3Bible #DegenDavid #FaithOnChain

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