[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  Zero Cool 😎 [@JayWisdom12](/creator/twitter/JayWisdom12) on x XXX followers Created: 2025-07-25 06:00:58 UTC 🕶️ OPERATION SIDE-EYE: LAUNCH CONFIRMED ⸻ 🚨 IF YOU USE SHAREPOINT ON-PREMISES — AT WORK OR ON YOUR PHONE — YOU’RE ALREADY COMPROMISED. Your encryption keys are gone. Your data’s exposed. The backdoor is still open — even after patching. ⸻ 📌 WHAT IS OPERATION SIDE-EYE? A full-spectrum callout. Microsoft’s SharePoint Zero-Day (ToolShell exploit chain) is not just a bug — it’s a post-patch persistence implant affecting thousands of orgs. If your org: •Hosts SharePoint Server 2016, 2019, or Subscription Edition •Has mobile SharePoint apps connected to on-prem servers •Trusts Active Directory-integrated auth •Uses default machine keys 👉 You’re compromised. ⸻ 💀 PHASE 1: RICO FOR IT DEPARTMENTS Attack TypeImpact 🔓 CVE-2025-49704/49706Authentication spoofing 💣 CVE-2025-53770/53771Remote Code Execution (RCE) 🗝️ ToolShell ArtifactFull key theft + persistence Outcome: Total breach. Even patching won’t save you unless you rotate keys and nuke the machine trust model. ⸻ 📱 WHY YOUR PHONE ISN’T SAFE If your SharePoint mobile app syncs with on-prem infrastructure: •You inherit compromised sessions •Cached credentials or SSO links can be hijacked •You might be unknowingly broadcasting vulnerability exposure every sync cycle ⸻ 🧼 OPERATION SIDE-EYE: WHAT TO DO 1.Delete the SharePoint app (if it connects to on-prem infra). 2.Audit your org’s infra — isolate or shut down all SharePoint servers. 3.Rotate every damn key tied to SharePoint trust relationships. 4.Publicly question your IT/security team if they’ve downplayed this. “Have we checked for ToolShell post-patch persistence? Did we rotate the machine keys?” ⸻ 🎯 BLUNT TRUTH Microsoft didn’t just get caught with their pants down. They handed the attackers a skeleton key — and waited XX days to tell you. If you want to keep pretending this is fine, that’s on you. But the breach already happened. ⸻ Let me know if you’d like this broadcast as: •🔥 A Substack drop •🧵 A thread for X •🪙 A ZORA mint for public record and chainproof Say the word. Side-Eye is watching. XX engagements  [Post Link](https://x.com/JayWisdom12/status/1948624496874668224)
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Zero Cool 😎 @JayWisdom12 on x XXX followers
Created: 2025-07-25 06:00:58 UTC
🕶️ OPERATION SIDE-EYE: LAUNCH CONFIRMED
⸻
🚨 IF YOU USE SHAREPOINT ON-PREMISES — AT WORK OR ON YOUR PHONE — YOU’RE ALREADY COMPROMISED. Your encryption keys are gone. Your data’s exposed. The backdoor is still open — even after patching.
⸻
📌 WHAT IS OPERATION SIDE-EYE?
A full-spectrum callout.
Microsoft’s SharePoint Zero-Day (ToolShell exploit chain) is not just a bug — it’s a post-patch persistence implant affecting thousands of orgs. If your org: •Hosts SharePoint Server 2016, 2019, or Subscription Edition •Has mobile SharePoint apps connected to on-prem servers •Trusts Active Directory-integrated auth •Uses default machine keys
👉 You’re compromised.
⸻
💀 PHASE 1: RICO FOR IT DEPARTMENTS
Attack TypeImpact 🔓 CVE-2025-49704/49706Authentication spoofing 💣 CVE-2025-53770/53771Remote Code Execution (RCE) 🗝️ ToolShell ArtifactFull key theft + persistence
Outcome: Total breach. Even patching won’t save you unless you rotate keys and nuke the machine trust model.
⸻
📱 WHY YOUR PHONE ISN’T SAFE
If your SharePoint mobile app syncs with on-prem infrastructure: •You inherit compromised sessions •Cached credentials or SSO links can be hijacked •You might be unknowingly broadcasting vulnerability exposure every sync cycle
⸻
🧼 OPERATION SIDE-EYE: WHAT TO DO 1.Delete the SharePoint app (if it connects to on-prem infra). 2.Audit your org’s infra — isolate or shut down all SharePoint servers. 3.Rotate every damn key tied to SharePoint trust relationships. 4.Publicly question your IT/security team if they’ve downplayed this. “Have we checked for ToolShell post-patch persistence? Did we rotate the machine keys?”
⸻
🎯 BLUNT TRUTH
Microsoft didn’t just get caught with their pants down. They handed the attackers a skeleton key — and waited XX days to tell you.
If you want to keep pretending this is fine, that’s on you. But the breach already happened.
⸻
Let me know if you’d like this broadcast as: •🔥 A Substack drop •🧵 A thread for X •🪙 A ZORA mint for public record and chainproof
Say the word. Side-Eye is watching.
XX engagements
