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![bendreyfuss Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::18269124.png) Ben Dreyfuss [@bendreyfuss](/creator/twitter/bendreyfuss) on x 97.9K followers
Created: 2025-07-25 04:56:57 UTC

The thing about children is you can spend the whole trip being super good to them but all they’re going to remember is the one time when you were in a bit of a bad mood and described how long it would take for them to splatter on the ground if you threw them off the ferris wheel


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