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![aardvarkpets Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::84706741.png) Jeff BlueBomber Fan [@aardvarkpets](/creator/twitter/aardvarkpets) on x XXX followers
Created: 2025-07-25 03:35:31 UTC

@GuntherEagleman But... your hero cheated on every wife, including unprotected sex with a pornstar while Melania was changing Barron's diapers.  (and paid the pornstar $130k not to tell).

At least you're only paying $1.99/gal for gas and your electric bill is reduced 50%, drugs are down 1300%


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