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![TheMattViera Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1609523695428444160.png) Matt | The Mini-Retirement Maximalist [@TheMattViera](/creator/twitter/TheMattViera) on x 9804 followers
Created: 2025-07-24 17:07:25 UTC

Wow Kate! You are a good friend.

This right here: "Your bank advisor is not your friend.   They are a salesperson."

Freakin' guy is probably sitting in the Maldives now drinking a refreshing cocktail out of a coconut with one of those little umbrellas because of all the bonus money he made selling this crap.


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