[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  BonkDaCarnivore [@BonkDaCarnivore](/creator/twitter/BonkDaCarnivore) on x 11K followers Created: 2025-07-24 14:54:50 UTC As much as I'd love to claim this was some masterstroke on my part, it was just dumb luck. I didn't even know that drunk was still going on over there, haven't looked in a while for X simple reasons: 1) The idiot is actually doing me a favor. By him glomming on to the wrong identity, it makes it so I don't have to really try as much to keep anon anymore. As they say, the perfect "crime" is not the one you get away with, but rather the one that someone else gets blamed for and 2) He and the rest of them are currently under criminal investigation, so I'm happy to just let the authorities take it. I know they're gathering the evidence. What these idiots didn't realize is that CA and CO have the absolute strictest privacy and cyberstalking laws in the country - they're felonies in both states . I know for a fact the person he's been harassing has filed a complaint with the sheriff & the DA in CO and the investigation is open. I also know that both that person and his wife are specially classified as "protected persons" under a new CO law because of their respective employment, which means it's a crime to dox them in any way even without the stalking and harassing component (HB 1041). So literally all of those chucklefucks are going to end up in chains, which will be hilarious. I'm especially going to like when Magnolia posts his second manifesto because at XXXXXX words he'll probably create XXX felony counts :P. The cyberstalking charges are particularly amusing since at least X of them have basically turned their entire accounts into it, so they can't even mount a defense. And their respective residences in AZ, TX (even though I say this one is from the northeast, it was an obfuscation - he's in a Dallas suburb) and VA aren't gonna save them from extradition. What's left slightly less clear is if I can pile in with charges as well or if it's just the guy they've been doxing given my current FL address - but I still consider myself a CO resident because I'll have spent more time there than anywhere else by EOY, the FL home isn't "permanent" and my mail still goes to CO, I own businesses in CO, etc. If so, I'll be happy to stack felonies as a John Doe victim of sorts. Since I also have a home in CA, I might have recourse there as well, but haven't taken the time to look into it because it's just not a high priority thing for me. All of which I can sit here and just publicly post because I know they can't help themselves and they'll keep racking up those criminal charges. But yes, to tie it back to what the drunken dirty cop is posting...yeah, our hands aren't even close. I've actually got fairly bony fingers. My intermediate phalanges curve inwards because I'm too slender for my size, which is the exact opposite of "sausages". Pardon the lack of manicuring, I've been busy lately :P Anyhow, TL:DR: Someone's coming to take their guns in the not-so-distant future because of the threats, and some nice officers are going to come and give them bracelets to wear to their new homes :P  XXXXX engagements  [Post Link](https://x.com/BonkDaCarnivore/status/1948396460090826967)
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BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore on x 11K followers
Created: 2025-07-24 14:54:50 UTC
As much as I'd love to claim this was some masterstroke on my part, it was just dumb luck. I didn't even know that drunk was still going on over there, haven't looked in a while for X simple reasons:
The idiot is actually doing me a favor. By him glomming on to the wrong identity, it makes it so I don't have to really try as much to keep anon anymore. As they say, the perfect "crime" is not the one you get away with, but rather the one that someone else gets blamed for and
He and the rest of them are currently under criminal investigation, so I'm happy to just let the authorities take it. I know they're gathering the evidence. What these idiots didn't realize is that CA and CO have the absolute strictest privacy and cyberstalking laws in the country - they're felonies in both states . I know for a fact the person he's been harassing has filed a complaint with the sheriff & the DA in CO and the investigation is open. I also know that both that person and his wife are specially classified as "protected persons" under a new CO law because of their respective employment, which means it's a crime to dox them in any way even without the stalking and harassing component (HB 1041). So literally all of those chucklefucks are going to end up in chains, which will be hilarious. I'm especially going to like when Magnolia posts his second manifesto because at XXXXXX words he'll probably create XXX felony counts :P.
The cyberstalking charges are particularly amusing since at least X of them have basically turned their entire accounts into it, so they can't even mount a defense. And their respective residences in AZ, TX (even though I say this one is from the northeast, it was an obfuscation - he's in a Dallas suburb) and VA aren't gonna save them from extradition.
What's left slightly less clear is if I can pile in with charges as well or if it's just the guy they've been doxing given my current FL address - but I still consider myself a CO resident because I'll have spent more time there than anywhere else by EOY, the FL home isn't "permanent" and my mail still goes to CO, I own businesses in CO, etc. If so, I'll be happy to stack felonies as a John Doe victim of sorts. Since I also have a home in CA, I might have recourse there as well, but haven't taken the time to look into it because it's just not a high priority thing for me.
All of which I can sit here and just publicly post because I know they can't help themselves and they'll keep racking up those criminal charges.
But yes, to tie it back to what the drunken dirty cop is posting...yeah, our hands aren't even close. I've actually got fairly bony fingers. My intermediate phalanges curve inwards because I'm too slender for my size, which is the exact opposite of "sausages". Pardon the lack of manicuring, I've been busy lately :P
Anyhow, TL:DR: Someone's coming to take their guns in the not-so-distant future because of the threats, and some nice officers are going to come and give them bracelets to wear to their new homes :P
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