[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  elfjokas [@elfjokas](/creator/twitter/elfjokas) on x 10.5K followers Created: 2025-07-24 08:09:32 UTC Announcement As a kid, I thought meetings with colleagues were a clash of elite minds. Growing up, I realized it’s just a bunch of fools sitting together, sh*tting bricks, and racing to be the first to do it! 720° Sharp Turn 🛎️ X. VOOI Light Upgrade: Your “Auto Assistant” Right in Your Pocket Plain Talk: No more staying up all night staring at screens to place orders. VOOI Light now comes with a 24/7 trading bot that supports Take Profit/Stop Loss (TP/SL) orders across all DEXs! Even newbies can play: Set “sell at X price” or “bail at Y price,” then eat, sleep, and chill. Anti-fumble design: No more heart attacks from mistyping decimals (OG traders know the pain). User Feedback: “Set ETH to sell at $2500, went for a shower, came back to a done deal—earned enough for a hotpot feast!” —Discord user @AvocadoRice 💸 X. Deposit Process: From “Lost in a Maze” to “Corner Store Easy” Pain Points Fixed: Deposits used to feel like a labyrinth? Now it’s three steps: X. Pick a chain (chain abstraction means no stress over which one). X. Enter amount (shows fiat equivalent like USD or CNY, no mental math needed). X. Confirm (Gas fees? VOOI’s got you—simple as topping up your phone). Tech Geek Bonus: AI predicts your go-to chain, so next deposit is a “one-tap refill”—“Yo, it gets me!” 📱 X. UX Upgrade: “Smoothness” Baked into the DNA Detail Freak Wins: - Calm-Down Calculator: Auto-calculates liquidation price before you open leverage, with red-text warnings like “Chill, bro!” - Faster Loading: Trading page loads 1.2s quicker (sounds small, but saves you a phone’s worth of losses in a pinch). - Big Font Mode: For late-night traders with tired eyes (community calls it “anti-burnout mode”). User Gem: “After the update, my mom asked if I got a new phone—the interface is smoother than Dove chocolate!” —Twitter user @ContractGod 🎁 X. Gratitude Easter Egg: Jackpot for Wool Gatherers Contributor Perks: - Bug Bounties: Someone caught a decimal display glitch last time, bagged $5000. - KOL Fast Pass: Partnered influencers get early access to new features (wanna break the news? DM the ops!). - Points for Airdrops: Trading earns VT points, redeemable for future tokens. Users say it’s “100x better than supermarket rewards.” 💎 Summary: Tech Is Cool, but Hearts Win VOOI’s crew is hardcore on tech but speaks human: - TP/SL across all DEXs → “We watch the market, so you don’t miss out.” - Streamlined deposits → “Funding faster than ordering takeout.” - Polished UX → “They get your rage and fix it.” Boss Quote: “The louder users yell, the harder we grind—what do you want next? Drop your gripes in the comments!” 🔜 Action Plan: Update the App → Try the “Anti-Fumble Package” → Treat your auntie to milk tea with your profits. Shenzichen Village Committee Party Branch #CookieDotFun #vooi #SNAPS @cookiedotfun @cookiedotfuncn @vooi_io  XXXXX engagements  **Related Topics** [$6753t](/topic/$6753t) [bricks](/topic/bricks) [just a](/topic/just-a) [minds](/topic/minds) [clash](/topic/clash) [Post Link](https://x.com/elfjokas/status/1948294464637657475)
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elfjokas @elfjokas on x 10.5K followers
Created: 2025-07-24 08:09:32 UTC
Announcement
As a kid, I thought meetings with colleagues were a clash of elite minds. Growing up, I realized it’s just a bunch of fools sitting together, sh*tting bricks, and racing to be the first to do it!
720° Sharp Turn
🛎️ X. VOOI Light Upgrade: Your “Auto Assistant” Right in Your Pocket
Plain Talk:
No more staying up all night staring at screens to place orders. VOOI Light now comes with a 24/7 trading bot that supports Take Profit/Stop Loss (TP/SL) orders across all DEXs!
Even newbies can play: Set “sell at X price” or “bail at Y price,” then eat, sleep, and chill.
Anti-fumble design: No more heart attacks from mistyping decimals (OG traders know the pain).
User Feedback:
“Set ETH to sell at $2500, went for a shower, came back to a done deal—earned enough for a hotpot feast!” —Discord user @AvocadoRice
💸 X. Deposit Process: From “Lost in a Maze” to “Corner Store Easy”
Pain Points Fixed:
Deposits used to feel like a labyrinth? Now it’s three steps:
X. Pick a chain (chain abstraction means no stress over which one).
X. Enter amount (shows fiat equivalent like USD or CNY, no mental math needed).
X. Confirm (Gas fees? VOOI’s got you—simple as topping up your phone).
Tech Geek Bonus:
AI predicts your go-to chain, so next deposit is a “one-tap refill”—“Yo, it gets me!”
📱 X. UX Upgrade: “Smoothness” Baked into the DNA
Detail Freak Wins:
- Calm-Down Calculator: Auto-calculates liquidation price before you open leverage, with red-text warnings like “Chill, bro!”
- Faster Loading: Trading page loads 1.2s quicker (sounds small, but saves you a phone’s worth of losses in a pinch).
- Big Font Mode: For late-night traders with tired eyes (community calls it “anti-burnout mode”).
User Gem: “After the update, my mom asked if I got a new phone—the interface is smoother than Dove chocolate!” —Twitter user @ContractGod
🎁 X. Gratitude Easter Egg: Jackpot for Wool Gatherers
Contributor Perks:
- Bug Bounties: Someone caught a decimal display glitch last time, bagged $5000.
- KOL Fast Pass: Partnered influencers get early access to new features (wanna break the news? DM the ops!).
- Points for Airdrops: Trading earns VT points, redeemable for future tokens. Users say it’s “100x better than supermarket rewards.”
💎 Summary: Tech Is Cool, but Hearts Win
VOOI’s crew is hardcore on tech but speaks human:
- TP/SL across all DEXs → “We watch the market, so you don’t miss out.”
- Streamlined deposits → “Funding faster than ordering takeout.”
- Polished UX → “They get your rage and fix it.”
Boss Quote: “The louder users yell, the harder we grind—what do you want next? Drop your gripes in the comments!”
🔜 Action Plan: Update the App → Try the “Anti-Fumble Package” → Treat your auntie to milk tea with your profits.
Shenzichen Village Committee Party Branch
#CookieDotFun #vooi #SNAPS @cookiedotfun @cookiedotfuncn @vooi_io
XXXXX engagements
