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![J_Swish24 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::241251888.png) Jordan Schmaltz [@J_Swish24](/creator/twitter/J_Swish24) on x 27.1K followers
Created: 2025-07-24 03:49:13 UTC

Is the Lake of the Ozarks the bolt on capital of the world? Where a bunch of divorced women with XX dollar spray on tans from Springfield Illinois and Jefferson City Missouri gather to try their second act on marriage? I picture butterfly tramp stamps and 12” heels from TJ Maxx. I need to get to the Hampton’s of the Midwest like yesterday.. 
Can anyone confirm my scouting assumption? 
Fake sets and spray ons..

-People’s


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