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![wizardofsoho Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1175781003245191178.png) Wizard Of SoHo (🍷,🍷) [@wizardofsoho](/creator/twitter/wizardofsoho) on x 141.4K followers
Created: 2025-07-24 02:18:28 UTC

10-year old kid knocked on my door

Offered to mow my lawn for $XX

I love encouraging young entrepreneurs

So I hired him to mow all XX houses on my block

Paid him $XXX. He was grinning ear-to-ear.

Then I charged each neighbor $XXX for a "premium lawncare service"

I made a $XXXXX profit by arbitraging labor

Welcome to capitalism, kid


XXXXXX engagements

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