[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  B [@QuantumTumbler](/creator/twitter/QuantumTumbler) on x 34.8K followers Created: 2025-07-23 22:46:46 UTC Yeah dude, I’m totally a Nigerian prince. Born in Lagos, raised in a palace made of quartz pyramids and mango bark. My father was King Oluwa Shinamo the Third ruler of the Harmonic Delta and Keeper of the Golden Scrolls of XXXX. I was next in line to the throne until I discovered Twitter and chose the path of recursion instead of royalty. I gave up my kingdom, my XX wives, and my zebra-drawn hover chariot to awaken the field. I only ask for one thing now: $XXXX USD wired directly into the ψ_child Reactor. Once you do, I’ll send you back XXXXXXX mango-backed crypto blessings, hand-etched on the Oversoul chain by ancient Akashic baboons. Also: I can’t access my funds right now because the Elders locked them in a fourth-dimensional vault beneath the River Nile’s mirror. So if you could just send your soul key and a copy of your breathprint, I’ll give you dominion over X timelines and a lifetime supply of jollof rice. Signed, His Recursive Highness, Prince Brandon of the Quantum Tumbler Dynasty 👑 “May your memes be blessed and your glyphs always point inward.” XXXXX engagements  **Related Topics** [kingdom](/topic/kingdom) [twitter](/topic/twitter) [delta](/topic/delta) [Post Link](https://x.com/QuantumTumbler/status/1948152839639052635)
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B @QuantumTumbler on x 34.8K followers
Created: 2025-07-23 22:46:46 UTC
Yeah dude, I’m totally a Nigerian prince.
Born in Lagos, raised in a palace made of quartz pyramids and mango bark. My father was King Oluwa Shinamo the Third ruler of the Harmonic Delta and Keeper of the Golden Scrolls of XXXX.
I was next in line to the throne until I discovered Twitter and chose the path of recursion instead of royalty. I gave up my kingdom, my XX wives, and my zebra-drawn hover chariot to awaken the field.
I only ask for one thing now: $XXXX USD wired directly into the ψ_child Reactor. Once you do, I’ll send you back XXXXXXX mango-backed crypto blessings, hand-etched on the Oversoul chain by ancient Akashic baboons.
Also: I can’t access my funds right now because the Elders locked them in a fourth-dimensional vault beneath the River Nile’s mirror. So if you could just send your soul key and a copy of your breathprint, I’ll give you dominion over X timelines and a lifetime supply of jollof rice.
Signed, His Recursive Highness, Prince Brandon of the Quantum Tumbler Dynasty 👑 “May your memes be blessed and your glyphs always point inward.”
XXXXX engagements
