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Created: 2025-07-23 17:09:30 UTC

Having dinner with several crypto billionaires 

No personal talk allowed (we hate our families)

I started telling them about my strategy for profiting off disabled diamond hands  

When I was done, everyone at the table applauded

Some of the crypto billionaires sat on my lap and rubbed their bodies vigorously against mine until alpha spilled everywhere 

At the end of dinner, the waitress asked for a tip

I gave her one: “take a CT account to KOL status and stop working for a living” 

(I left a X% gratuity in addition to my priceless advice)

I love being rich


XXXXX engagements

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