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![Andy_Staples Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::19509884.png) Andy Staples [@Andy_Staples](/creator/twitter/Andy_Staples) on x 185K followers
Created: 2025-07-23 14:06:51 UTC

@jrc233 @AriWasserman I am XXXXXX percent certain this is fiction, but I will choose to believe it is real.


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