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![warren_muppets Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1509067156314636290.png) Warren MUPPET [@warren_muppets](/creator/twitter/warren_muppets) on x 21.1K followers
Created: 2025-07-23 12:03:38 UTC

I’ve decided to shave my balls right before the market opens, to navigate the market perfectly.

I need to consult them, and it’s absolutely necessary that there are no obstacles like useless hair in the way, so I can fully appreciate their texture and read the market accurately.


XXXXX engagements

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