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Created: 2025-07-23 09:26:32 UTC

💥THE FED FATHER PART IV: POWELL RAISES EYEBROWS (NOT RATES) IN A STUNNING NEW PERFORMANCE
By Jason Wisdom | July 23, 2025 | New York Post

WASHINGTON — Jerome Powell, chairman of the Federal Reserve and part-time economic illusionist, took to the mic Tuesday in what economists are calling his most riveting performance since the “Transitory Inflation Tour” of 2021.

The venue? A dreary conference on capital frameworks for large banks. The vibe? TED Talk meets hostage negotiation. The message? Clear as a foghorn in a thunderstorm.

“We believe the framework for resilience must remain dynamic in its elasticity while preserving aggregate macroprudential integrity,” Powell intoned, while XX% of Bloomberg terminals simultaneously crashed from semantic overload.

This marks Powell’s fourth major reinvention since 2019:
1.Jay the Dove (2020) — Slashed rates like a Black Friday doorbuster.
2.Jay the Hawk (2022) — Spooked equities harder than a haunted earnings report.
3.Jay the Pivot Tease (2023–24) — Blinked, nodded, then ghosted the bond market.
4.And now: Jay the Ghostwriter, scribbling Fed scripture in central banker glossolalia.

Wall Street was left stunned. Not by any actual policy shift—rates remained unmoved, like Powell’s upper lip—but by the sheer volume of words used to say nothing. Some analysts described the speech as “a thrilling sequel to Greenspan’s classic: If You Understood Me, I Misspoke.”

“I haven’t been this confused since my ex texted ‘We need to talk’ and then didn’t,” said one Goldman trader, eyes twitching.

Markets? Unbothered.
•S&P 500: flat.
•Dollar: mildly nauseous.
•Bitcoin: up $XXX in sympathy.
•Gold: did whatever gold does when humans get philosophical about capital buffers.

Political reaction was swift:
•House Republicans accused Powell of “linguistic rate evasion.”
•Senate Democrats urged him to “unpause reality.”
•Elon Musk tweeted, “Jerome is a simulation.” No one disagreed.

But perhaps the most shocking part? The Fed Chair closed with a cryptic quote from T.S. Eliot, sparking rumors Powell may soon pivot to spoken-word poetry—or run for president.

“Between the rate and the cut falls the illusion,” Powell whispered.

Verdict:
Jerome Powell, 2025 edition, is no longer managing monetary policy. He’s directing theater of the absurd, starring inflation, recession ghosts, and a shadowy liquidity demon named “Regulatory Capital.”

Coming Soon:
THE FED FATHER: PART V — RETURN OF THE DOT PLOT

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