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Chroma @chroma714 on x XXX followers
Created: 2025-07-23 03:06:31 UTC
It was a bold move, I’ll admit. I took out a $XXXXXXX home equity loan, the kind of decision that makes you feel like a financial wizard—until it doesn’t. I dumped every cent into pumpfun shitters. For a minute, I was riding high watching my bags moon. Then it all crashed. The $100,000? Gone.
One night, my wife stormed into the living room, bank statement in hand, her face a mix of fury and disbelief. “You lost everything?!” she shouted, her voice trembling. “What the hell were you thinking?”
I leaned back in my chair, cool as a cucumber, and hit her with the reverse Uno card. “Oh, honey,” I said, a smirk creeping across my face, “you’re the fool here. I wasn’t gambling. I was farming the $PUMP airdrop—the most lucrative drop in crypto history. This is chess, not checkers.”
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