[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  jan dekkers [@jan_dekkers](/creator/twitter/jan_dekkers) on x 1168 followers Created: 2025-07-22 22:40:08 UTC The grand $nio Chinese conspiracy not to build world-class EVs, not to lead in green technology, not to innovate with battery swapping or solid-state development, but to specifically rob Steve from Nebraska out of his $XXX Robinhood play. Forget national decarbonization goals, forget the 30-year investment in EV infrastructure, this is all a high-tech smoke screen to lure Western retail investors into buying NIO stock, so Beijing can finally complete its master plan: a mildly volatile NASDAQ listing. Because nothing says “economic dominance” like waiting patiently for retail investors to FOMO at $XXXX before pulling off a James Bond villain-level rug pull. Meanwhile, NIO continues building real cars, real infrastructure, and real tech, while Western “experts” scream “scam!” from their gas stations, watching EV adoption pass them like a swap-enabled ET7 doing 0–60 in XXX seconds. Disclaimer: This is satire. NIO is not part of an elaborate scheme to rob retail investors. No retail portfolios were shorted in the making of this post. XXX engagements  **Related Topics** [nio](/topic/nio) [investment](/topic/investment) [$nio](/topic/$nio) [stocks technology](/topic/stocks-technology) [$hood](/topic/$hood) [Post Link](https://x.com/jan_dekkers/status/1947788782457213421)
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The grand $nio Chinese conspiracy not to build world-class EVs, not to lead in green technology, not to innovate with battery swapping or solid-state development, but to specifically rob Steve from Nebraska out of his $XXX Robinhood play.
Forget national decarbonization goals, forget the 30-year investment in EV infrastructure, this is all a high-tech smoke screen to lure Western retail investors into buying NIO stock, so Beijing can finally complete its master plan: a mildly volatile NASDAQ listing.
Because nothing says “economic dominance” like waiting patiently for retail investors to FOMO at $XXXX before pulling off a James Bond villain-level rug pull.
Meanwhile, NIO continues building real cars, real infrastructure, and real tech, while Western “experts” scream “scam!” from their gas stations, watching EV adoption pass them like a swap-enabled ET7 doing 0–60 in XXX seconds.
Disclaimer: This is satire. NIO is not part of an elaborate scheme to rob retail investors. No retail portfolios were shorted in the making of this post.
XXX engagements
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