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![TheEbonyMaw Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1034264607114883072.png) Maw [@TheEbonyMaw](/creator/twitter/TheEbonyMaw) on x 39.1K followers
Created: 2025-07-22 21:32:05 UTC

3yr old son and I were playing with toys, when he suddenly stands up and starts spinning. 

Son: Daddy, I tornado.

Me: Oh no! Do we need to get somewhere safe?

Son: No dad, we need soldiers. 

Me:…we do? 

Son: Yeah with swords.

Me: Oh! I get it (I run over & grab a foam sword & wooden shield). Like this?

Son: Yeah. 

(I run over & lightly poke him, and he immediately falls to the ground.)

Me: Is the tornado okay? 

Son: Daddy, tornado sleeping. 

Me: Oh okay. 

Son: Okay, you tornado now. 

Me: Got it. 

(I give him my sword & shield & then start spinning around. He then grabs the sword & shield and starts whacking me. After about X hits, I fall down.)

Son:….Daddy, soldiers win.

Me: Yes they did! Good job, soldier. 

Son: Thank you, tornado! 

Me:….

Son:…okay no more storms now. 

Me: All good.


XXXXXXX engagements

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**Related Topics**
[foam](/topic/foam)
[toys](/topic/toys)
[playing](/topic/playing)

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