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![cryptohunt6666 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::2863085660.png) McDoomer 🍀 [@cryptohunt6666](/creator/twitter/cryptohunt6666) on x XXX followers
Created: 2025-07-22 13:45:12 UTC

**Apu appeared mid-road** like a glitch in the Matrix. 

Didn’t ask. Didn’t explain. Just sat right in front of me, took the handlebars, and suddenly I’m the middle spoon in the world’s worst scooter sandwich.  

Zoomer (excited): "Bro, this is just like that anime—"
Me (through gritted teeth): "No it’s not."

Apu steered us straight into a pothole. Zoomer flew into a bush. Apu blamed "market conditions." 

I blame existence.

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