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Created: 2025-07-22 13:25:43 UTC

The paper straw mandate was peak Biden-era insanity—forcing vets to sip through soggy, chemical-laced tubes while bureaucrats patted themselves on the back for "saving the planet." Taxpayers footed the bill for this virtue-signaling disaster, with federal agencies wasting millions on straws that disintegrate faster than D.C.'s credibility.

The new rule requiring durable alternatives exposes the real cost of woke policies: wasted dollars, compromised safety, and sheer contempt for practical solutions.

Next step? Audit every dime spent propping up these eco-theatrics and redirect funds to actual priorities—like securing borders instead of policing sippy cups.


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