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![OldeWorldOrder Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1573112872565149699.png) The Conservative Alternative [@OldeWorldOrder](/creator/twitter/OldeWorldOrder) on x 48.3K followers
Created: 2025-07-20 19:02:58 UTC

@TheBabylonBee Step One: Just don't go to Coldplay concerts

Boom, problem solved.


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