[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  Moving Home with Charlie [@moving_charlie](/creator/twitter/moving_charlie) on x 21.2K followers Created: 2025-07-20 08:28:50 UTC How I would handle a “conditional selling” agent: Me: “But I already have a verifiable mortgage offer.” Connells “You’ll have a better chance of getting the property if you use our in house broker.” Me: “Fuck right off, that’s illegal, as well as immoral, and you know it. Let me view and offer on the property or I’ll lodge an immediate formal complaint with you and The Ombudsman, and publicise it as far and wide as I can on social media and with any journalists that are interested. I’ll also put a note through the door of the seller’s house so they know you’re illegally obstructing genuine buyers unless you can sell them a mortgage, so they know they don’t have to pay your fee. How fucking dare you threaten to stand between me and the home I want to live in, so you can make some extra commission, you absolute parasite. How fucking dare you risk losing the sale of a sellers home so you can make extra commission. It’s agents like you who make the public hate all agents and you should be fucking ashamed of yourself. Now, can I view the property with the mortgage offer I already have, or are you going to make me do this the hard way.” Please free to use this in part or whole as you wish.  XXXXX engagements  [Post Link](https://x.com/moving_charlie/status/1946849769164513669)
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Moving Home with Charlie @moving_charlie on x 21.2K followers
Created: 2025-07-20 08:28:50 UTC
How I would handle a “conditional selling” agent:
Me: “But I already have a verifiable mortgage offer.”
Connells “You’ll have a better chance of getting the property if you use our in house broker.”
Me: “Fuck right off, that’s illegal, as well as immoral, and you know it.
Let me view and offer on the property or I’ll lodge an immediate formal complaint with you and The Ombudsman, and publicise it as far and wide as I can on social media and with any journalists that are interested.
I’ll also put a note through the door of the seller’s house so they know you’re illegally obstructing genuine buyers unless you can sell them a mortgage, so they know they don’t have to pay your fee.
How fucking dare you threaten to stand between me and the home I want to live in, so you can make some extra commission, you absolute parasite.
How fucking dare you risk losing the sale of a sellers home so you can make extra commission.
It’s agents like you who make the public hate all agents and you should be fucking ashamed of yourself.
Now, can I view the property with the mortgage offer I already have, or are you going to make me do this the hard way.”
Please free to use this in part or whole as you wish.
XXXXX engagements
