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![Maligator559 Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::45493236.png) Maligator 🇺🇸 [@Maligator559](/creator/twitter/Maligator559) on x 14.4K followers
Created: 2025-07-20 02:24:37 UTC

What do toilet paper and Captain Kirk have in common?

They both fly past Uranus and wipe out the Klingons.  😂

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