[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  Mr. Star Spangled MAGA [@4thOfJuly365](/creator/twitter/4thOfJuly365) on x 61.6K followers Created: 2025-07-19 14:02:29 UTC Dear Adam Schiff, For years, you’ve been strutting around like you’re the star of some low-budget Cinemax movie. Yet no one has ever said... "Please run for president, Adam!" Or... "When is your next book coming out, Adam?" You should write one called, 'How to Fail Like Joe Biden While Accomplishing Less Than Jasmine Crockett'. Let’s talk about that obsession with President Trump. Bro. LOL. Broooooooooo. You've wasted years of your life away! Hours, minutes and seconds you will never get back! Imagine if you put the time you spent on President Trump into actually helping the American people. You waved around your “Russia collusion” script like it was the Holy Grail, swearing up and down you had proof of treason. You didn’t. The Mueller report landed like a wet fart, and there you were, still insisting you saw something we all missed. It’s like you’re playing Clue, but you’re stuck accusing Colonel Mustard in the library with a candlestick, even after the game’s been packed up. Give it a fcking rest, Adam. Your conspiracy theories have less traction than a bald tire in a mudslide. And the impeachments? Oh, honey. You were the ringmaster of that swamp show. You stood there, all serious-like, pretending you were saving democracy while peddling half-baked accusations that wouldn’t hold up in a middle school debate club. You turned the House floor into your personal soapbox, droning on about “abuse of power” while the rest of us wondered if you’d ever abused a mirror with that creepy stare. The only thing you’ve exposed is your knack for wasting taxpayer money on political fan fiction. Your recent mortgage fraud fiasco? Classic Schiff. Allegedly fibbing about your primary residence to snag a cheaper loan while preaching about integrity? You’re out there living in Maryland, claiming it’s your main digs, while repping California. If there is a swamp in D.C., you’re the mosquito buzzing around it, spreading irritation wherever you land. What have you actually done for California, Adam? Name one thing that doesn’t involve a press conference or a TV camera. I’ll wait. (cue Jeopardy music ) Your district’s been screaming for help with homelessness, crime, and wildfires, but you’re too busy tweeting about Trump and impeachment. You’re like a firefighter who shows up to a blaze with a selfie stick instead of a hose. Your constituents deserve better than a career politician who treats public service like a reality show audition. You’re not a senator; you’re a walking punchline in search of a joke. Your legacy is a scrapbook of failed witch hunts and empty promises, and the only thing you’ve “accomplished” is making people question how you keep getting elected. Maybe it’s time to trade the Senate for a nice, quiet desk job. Something where you can’t do any more damage. Like in a prison. Until then, keep dodging accountability like it’s an Olympic sport. You’re gold-medal-level at that, at least. In freedom, Mr. Star-Spangled MAGA XXXXXX engagements  **Related Topics** [joe biden](/topic/joe-biden) [maga](/topic/maga) [Post Link](https://x.com/4thOfJuly365/status/1946571346730697199)
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Mr. Star Spangled MAGA @4thOfJuly365 on x 61.6K followers
Created: 2025-07-19 14:02:29 UTC
Dear Adam Schiff,
For years, you’ve been strutting around like you’re the star of some low-budget Cinemax movie.
Yet no one has ever said...
"Please run for president, Adam!"
Or...
"When is your next book coming out, Adam?"
You should write one called, 'How to Fail Like Joe Biden While Accomplishing Less Than Jasmine Crockett'.
Let’s talk about that obsession with President Trump.
Bro.
LOL.
Broooooooooo.
You've wasted years of your life away!
Hours, minutes and seconds you will never get back!
Imagine if you put the time you spent on President Trump into actually helping the American people.
You waved around your “Russia collusion” script like it was the Holy Grail, swearing up and down you had proof of treason.
You didn’t.
The Mueller report landed like a wet fart, and there you were, still insisting you saw something we all missed.
It’s like you’re playing Clue, but you’re stuck accusing Colonel Mustard in the library with a candlestick, even after the game’s been packed up.
Give it a fcking rest, Adam.
Your conspiracy theories have less traction than a bald tire in a mudslide.
And the impeachments?
Oh, honey.
You were the ringmaster of that swamp show.
You stood there, all serious-like, pretending you were saving democracy while peddling half-baked accusations that wouldn’t hold up in a middle school debate club.
You turned the House floor into your personal soapbox, droning on about “abuse of power” while the rest of us wondered if you’d ever abused a mirror with that creepy stare.
The only thing you’ve exposed is your knack for wasting taxpayer money on political fan fiction.
Your recent mortgage fraud fiasco?
Classic Schiff.
Allegedly fibbing about your primary residence to snag a cheaper loan while preaching about integrity?
You’re out there living in Maryland, claiming it’s your main digs, while repping California.
If there is a swamp in D.C., you’re the mosquito buzzing around it, spreading irritation wherever you land.
What have you actually done for California, Adam?
Name one thing that doesn’t involve a press conference or a TV camera.
I’ll wait.
(cue Jeopardy music )
Your district’s been screaming for help with homelessness, crime, and wildfires, but you’re too busy tweeting about Trump and impeachment.
You’re like a firefighter who shows up to a blaze with a selfie stick instead of a hose.
Your constituents deserve better than a career politician who treats public service like a reality show audition.
You’re not a senator; you’re a walking punchline in search of a joke.
Your legacy is a scrapbook of failed witch hunts and empty promises, and the only thing you’ve “accomplished” is making people question how you keep getting elected.
Maybe it’s time to trade the Senate for a nice, quiet desk job.
Something where you can’t do any more damage.
Like in a prison.
Until then, keep dodging accountability like it’s an Olympic sport.
You’re gold-medal-level at that, at least.
In freedom, Mr. Star-Spangled MAGA
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