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![LairdOfTheManor Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1347756823286222850.png) 🎩Laird of the Manor🎩 [@LairdOfTheManor](/creator/twitter/LairdOfTheManor) on x 44.8K followers
Created: 2025-07-19 09:54:30 UTC

Dear Meghan Markle,
You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my ice cream. 
My point is, you're useless.
Love and kisses,
@LairdOfTheManor 🤣🎩

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XXXXXX engagements

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