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![CrispyBull Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1720050779262734336.png) CrispyBull [@CrispyBull](/creator/twitter/CrispyBull) on x 23.9K followers
Created: 2025-07-19 02:30:27 UTC

Crypto Twitter is the only place where someone calls themselves a “decentralized goat farmer” and nobody bats an eye 🐐💻
What’s the weirdest bio you’ve seen on Crypto Twitter?

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**Related Topics**
[goat](/topic/goat)
[decentralized](/topic/decentralized)
[twitter](/topic/twitter)

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