[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  Nasser [@RichPianian](/creator/twitter/RichPianian) on x 5649 followers Created: 2025-07-18 21:32:31 UTC You are Stephen Colbert. It's May 29th, 2026. The curtain is about to rise for the last recording of your show. The AIDS diagnosis you got yesterday from your doctor is still fresh in your mind but there's no time to think about that, you're Stephen Colbert after all. You're mentally going over the 986th and final monologue about Trump in your head. This one's about how the national guard is going to transform your studio into a deportation processing facility the second you get off the air. "Looks like the Cheeto Man got the last laugherino" you mutter under your breath. The curtain finally goes up and you aren't met with your usual audience of XX people but a single figure standing in the middle of the bleachers. He's sneering at you. You can smell his spray tan from the stage. Your face turns pale. No that's not the AIDS kicking in, it's your soul. "Do you have a good show planned tonight for us, Stephen? It's your last one, so you better make it count. You had bad ratings for XX years, Stephen, the worst." the figure says. You are Stephen Colbert. XXXXX engagements  **Related Topics** [donald trump](/topic/donald-trump) [stephen colbert](/topic/stephen-colbert) [Post Link](https://x.com/RichPianian/status/1946322215299117162)
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Nasser @RichPianian on x 5649 followers
Created: 2025-07-18 21:32:31 UTC
You are Stephen Colbert. It's May 29th, 2026. The curtain is about to rise for the last recording of your show. The AIDS diagnosis you got yesterday from your doctor is still fresh in your mind but there's no time to think about that, you're Stephen Colbert after all. You're mentally going over the 986th and final monologue about Trump in your head. This one's about how the national guard is going to transform your studio into a deportation processing facility the second you get off the air. "Looks like the Cheeto Man got the last laugherino" you mutter under your breath. The curtain finally goes up and you aren't met with your usual audience of XX people but a single figure standing in the middle of the bleachers. He's sneering at you. You can smell his spray tan from the stage. Your face turns pale. No that's not the AIDS kicking in, it's your soul. "Do you have a good show planned tonight for us, Stephen? It's your last one, so you better make it count. You had bad ratings for XX years, Stephen, the worst." the figure says. You are Stephen Colbert.
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