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![AmiriKing Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::15568684.png) Amiri King [@AmiriKing](/creator/twitter/AmiriKing) on x 338.2K followers
Created: 2025-07-18 20:09:32 UTC

A company spokesperson from Astronomer has issued a statement denying that the woman to the left is Alyssa Stoddard.

I find it very hard to believe that an absolute doppelgänger ‘Alyssa’ was right next to Kristin Cabot at the perfect time and place when they got busted having an affair.

Kristin has worked with Alyssa at X separate companies. They are best friends.

Kristin promoted Alyssa to ‘vice president of people’ just last week.

It wouldn’t be weird at all if she was also at the concert.

Kristen XXX% knows the woman to the left, AND, the woman to the left knows they just got busted having an affair.

Her reaction says it all.

Notice Kristin elbow the woman and then talk to her discreetly after they get busted.

These are the actions of two people who are very close.

But. What if.

Maybe it’s not Alyssa. Fair enough.

But forgive me for not trusting the spokesperson for a company who’s ceo just got caught having an affair with their chief of HR at a fucking Coldplay concert.

I’ll post side by side pics in the replies. You be the judge. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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XXXXXXX engagements

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**Related Topics**
[kristin cabot](/topic/kristin-cabot)
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AmiriKing Avatar Amiri King @AmiriKing on x 338.2K followers Created: 2025-07-18 20:09:32 UTC

A company spokesperson from Astronomer has issued a statement denying that the woman to the left is Alyssa Stoddard.

I find it very hard to believe that an absolute doppelgänger ‘Alyssa’ was right next to Kristin Cabot at the perfect time and place when they got busted having an affair.

Kristin has worked with Alyssa at X separate companies. They are best friends.

Kristin promoted Alyssa to ‘vice president of people’ just last week.

It wouldn’t be weird at all if she was also at the concert.

Kristen XXX% knows the woman to the left, AND, the woman to the left knows they just got busted having an affair.

Her reaction says it all.

Notice Kristin elbow the woman and then talk to her discreetly after they get busted.

These are the actions of two people who are very close.

But. What if.

Maybe it’s not Alyssa. Fair enough.

But forgive me for not trusting the spokesperson for a company who’s ceo just got caught having an affair with their chief of HR at a fucking Coldplay concert.

I’ll post side by side pics in the replies. You be the judge. 🤷🏻‍♂️

XXXXXXX engagements

Engagements Line Chart

Related Topics kristin cabot $cbt

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