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Created: 2025-07-18 19:31:55 UTC

📜 The Mock-Whitepaper Edition

📉 Introducing $ROGUE the first decentralized disappointment token.

📜 Whitepaper snippet:

“The $PULL protocol is designed to simulate the emotional highs and lows of early-stage crypto investing, with a special focus on rug pulls, exit scams, and existential dread. Built on Solana for speed, and on vibes for everything else.”

🪂 Key Features:
- No team.  
- No roadmap.  
- No plan.  
- Maximum chaos.

📉 Tokenomics:
- XX% burned for drama  
- XX% sent to a wallet that doesn’t exist  
- XXXXXXXXX% for marketing (we bought a banner ad on a defunct crypto forum)

🚀 What’s the use case?  
None.  
But people are buying it anyway.  
Because FOMO > logic.

📈 Why will it moon?  
It won’t.  
But if it does, someone will pull the rug.  
Probably you.

🪂 In the world of DeFi, we are not a bug.  
We are the feature.

#RoguePull  
#DegensOnly  
#SatireAsAService  
#pumpfun  
#TrustNoOne  
#BuyNowCryLater

Let’s make this coin go viral in the worst possible way. 😈

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XXX engagements

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**Related Topics**
[scams](/topic/scams)
[rug](/topic/rug)
[investment](/topic/investment)
[protocol](/topic/protocol)
[$pull](/topic/$pull)
[token](/topic/token)
[decentralized](/topic/decentralized)
[$rogue](/topic/$rogue)

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