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![girdley Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::104281062.png) Michael Girdley [@girdley](/creator/twitter/girdley) on x 236.9K followers
Created: 2025-07-18 19:00:30 UTC

7) Become a reverend

The Universal Life Church will make you an ordained minister… for free!

But then you have to buy the certificate for $XX.

Or you can buy the whole “Ordination Package” for $35, which includes your certificate, a parking pass, a bumper sticker, and more!

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XXXXXX engagements

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girdley Avatar Michael Girdley @girdley on x 236.9K followers Created: 2025-07-18 19:00:30 UTC

  1. Become a reverend

The Universal Life Church will make you an ordained minister… for free!

But then you have to buy the certificate for $XX.

Or you can buy the whole “Ordination Package” for $35, which includes your certificate, a parking pass, a bumper sticker, and more!

XXXXXX engagements

Engagements Line Chart

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