[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  Michael Girdley [@girdley](/creator/twitter/girdley) on x 236.9K followers Created: 2025-07-18 19:00:30 UTC 7) Become a reverend The Universal Life Church will make you an ordained minister… for free! But then you have to buy the certificate for $XX. Or you can buy the whole “Ordination Package” for $35, which includes your certificate, a parking pass, a bumper sticker, and more!  XXXXXX engagements  **Related Topics** [bumper](/topic/bumper) [Post Link](https://x.com/girdley/status/1946283957001293986)
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Michael Girdley @girdley on x 236.9K followers
Created: 2025-07-18 19:00:30 UTC
The Universal Life Church will make you an ordained minister… for free!
But then you have to buy the certificate for $XX.
Or you can buy the whole “Ordination Package” for $35, which includes your certificate, a parking pass, a bumper sticker, and more!
XXXXXX engagements
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