[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  vx-underground [@vxunderground](/creator/twitter/vxunderground) on x 362.6K followers Created: 2025-07-18 17:09:17 UTC Saw some posts today about "Cyber Mayonnaise" and discussions on why I filled a computer with mayonnaise. Because dozens upon dozens of people have very sincerely asked "Why?" I'll explain. I saw people online discussing building their own computer and people seeking advice for first time computer builders. Some of the questions people asked about thermal paste seemed kind of silly, but they were noobs — we've all been there. Anyway, I imagined this absurd scenario where someone who is a noob doesn't understand thermal paste is an actual product and instead they decided to place mayonnaise on the CPU. I kept discussing the absurdity of the situation with some friends. Eventually, I decided to act upon this absurd scenario and do it myself as a joke. I also included some family members into the gag because everyone likes destroying stuff. Anyway, the idea of applying mayonnaise as thermal paste is absurd. But, as time progressed, this absurdist idea became even more hyberbolic and it evolved into: "What if someone was a noob... and thought to cool the computer they had to fill the computer with thermal paste, but they didn't know it was an actual product so instead they fill the computer with mayonnaise?" Then I did it... just because of the absolute absurdity of it. There is no real rhyme or reason — just a really silly idea. In summary: doing computer stuff is supposed to be fun. I like malware stuff because I think it's fun. I thought doing this stupid mayonnaise thing would be fun (it was). Its clear many of you understood the absurdism behind and rolled with the joke. My family has a lot of fun doing it too. We traveled to a really sketchy pawn shop, loaded up a shopping cart with mayonnaise, and used lots of self-deprecating humor. tl;dr if youre not having fun on the internet wtf r u doing XXXXXX engagements  [Post Link](https://x.com/vxunderground/status/1946255969677418929)
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vx-underground @vxunderground on x 362.6K followers
Created: 2025-07-18 17:09:17 UTC
Saw some posts today about "Cyber Mayonnaise" and discussions on why I filled a computer with mayonnaise.
Because dozens upon dozens of people have very sincerely asked "Why?" I'll explain.
I saw people online discussing building their own computer and people seeking advice for first time computer builders. Some of the questions people asked about thermal paste seemed kind of silly, but they were noobs — we've all been there.
Anyway, I imagined this absurd scenario where someone who is a noob doesn't understand thermal paste is an actual product and instead they decided to place mayonnaise on the CPU. I kept discussing the absurdity of the situation with some friends. Eventually, I decided to act upon this absurd scenario and do it myself as a joke. I also included some family members into the gag because everyone likes destroying stuff.
Anyway, the idea of applying mayonnaise as thermal paste is absurd. But, as time progressed, this absurdist idea became even more hyberbolic and it evolved into:
"What if someone was a noob... and thought to cool the computer they had to fill the computer with thermal paste, but they didn't know it was an actual product so instead they fill the computer with mayonnaise?"
Then I did it... just because of the absolute absurdity of it. There is no real rhyme or reason — just a really silly idea.
In summary: doing computer stuff is supposed to be fun. I like malware stuff because I think it's fun. I thought doing this stupid mayonnaise thing would be fun (it was). Its clear many of you understood the absurdism behind and rolled with the joke. My family has a lot of fun doing it too. We traveled to a really sketchy pawn shop, loaded up a shopping cart with mayonnaise, and used lots of self-deprecating humor.
tl;dr if youre not having fun on the internet wtf r u doing
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