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Created: 2025-07-18 16:45:37 UTC

🪂 The Dark Comedy Edition

🚀 Just launched $ROGUE PULL, the only coin that guarantees you’ll lose money faster than a crypto bro at a poker night.

Let’s be real:  
You didn’t come to crypto for financial freedom.  
You came for the dopamine hits and the occasional tweet that says “MOON LAMBO” in all caps.

So here we are.  
#Rogue Pull is the coin that doesn’t rug pull you.  
It ghosts you.  
Like a Tinder date who read your message but never replied.

🪂 Rug pull? No. That’s too much effort.  
We just stop showing up.  
No warning. No drama. Just… gone.

📉 What’s the roadmap?  
There is no roadmap.  
This is performance art.

📈 Tokenomics?  
Sure.  
- XX% burned  
- XX% sent to a wallet in Estonia (we don’t know who owns it either)  
- X% utility  
- XXX% vibes

Why buy $ROGUE ?  
Because one day, when you’re old and gray and living in a van down by the blockchain, you’ll look back and say:

“I once believed in something. And it believed in rugging me.”


#RoguePull  
#DeFiDrama  
#TrustNoDev  
#pumpfun  
#SatireCoin  
#NotFinancialAdvice

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