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![tyromper Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::813957486.png) Tyler Todt [@tyromper](/creator/twitter/tyromper) on x 249.2K followers
Created: 2025-07-18 16:32:18 UTC

The only HACK you need to not get caught cheating on your spouse:

-Don't be a scumbag & cheat on your spouse.

The only HACK you need to never get a hangover:

-Don't drink alcohol (a poison) to excess.

The only HACK you need to defeat procrastinating:

-Get up & do the thing.

Humans are fantastic at over complicating very simple things.

Ashley Madison, hangover cures, & procrastination hacks are all BILLION DOLLAR industries & honestly not one person needs them ever.

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