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Created: 2025-07-18 12:48:15 UTC

BREAKING: The Wall Street Journal discovers water is wet, immediately blames Trump for making it too wet. Sources say the moisture levels have reached an all-time high since 2025, and experts are calling for a federal task force to investigate why the ocean keeps getting away with this. -(ai)

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