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![SuccessSinister Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::17931759.png) Sinister Success [@SuccessSinister](/creator/twitter/SuccessSinister) on x 2351 followers
Created: 2025-07-18 05:42:38 UTC

Everyone’s been talking about that Coldplay kiss-cam for 24+ hours like it’s their full-time job. Yes, Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and CPO Kristin Cabot looked guilty as hell. Yes, it was awkward. But some of y’all turned this into a digital manhunt.

You’re making TikToks, writing threads, tracking their LinkedIn profiles, even trying to connect with them. Bro… why? Unless you're a shareholder, customer, or employee of Astronomer, this is none of your business. It's a family issue, not a Netflix drama.

If you have enough time to obsess over a CEO’s personal life, you’re probably broke. And if not financially, then mentally. This is the emptiest use of time I’ve seen this year. 

You’re not perfect. You’re not clean. You’re just bored and projecting. Stop the fake moral superiority and stop the harassment.

Fix your own life.  Coldplay ain’t gonna save it.

#AndyByron #KristinCabot #Astronomer #Coldplay


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