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![CynicalPublius Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::793542678377926656.png) Cynical Publius [@CynicalPublius](/creator/twitter/CynicalPublius) on x 230.2K followers
Created: 2025-07-18 00:52:11 UTC

OK, I am about to give you a Q-level, 9-D Chess theory that I totally do not believe is true, but it's fun to think about because some people will go there in earnest and I want to be first, but tongue-in-cheek.

Ready?

The WSJ article about Trump's soppy love letter to Epstein is a deliberate Trump plant.  Everybody knows that the letter sounds NOTHING like Trump, so by discrediting the letter and the WSJ article, Trump is positioning himself to be able to also discredit whatever Epstein stuff Bondi has, and he will say "Just like the WSJ article is a cheap fake peddled by Democrats, so are the so-called "Epstein Files" that the Democrats fabricated in a feeble effort to leave landmines in my administration, which is the best administration ever."

Let me repeat:  I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS NARRATIVE IS TRUE.  But some people will, so I wanted to be first.


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