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![RobVolatile Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::101390515.png) Rob Volatile 🇺🇸 🦅 🎸 [@RobVolatile](/creator/twitter/RobVolatile) on x 1121 followers
Created: 2025-07-17 22:59:34 UTC

@LeftismForU 🚨 Breaking: Coldplay has issued a statement:

Dear Andy, 

If you were at the “Muppets on Ice”show, screwing around on your wife with your married head of HR…

…Are you going to blame the Muppets for throwing you up on the jumbotron?

It was all yellow…


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