[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  Aimen Dean [@AimenDean](/creator/twitter/AimenDean) on x 39.1K followers Created: 2025-07-17 09:36:38 UTC So apparently, Hikmet al-Hijri - the ever-delusional Druze warlord of Suwayda - has now formally requested His Majesty King Abdullah II to open an official border crossing between Suwayda and Jordan. A friend of mine at the Jordanian Foreign Ministry tells me they’re already drafting the initial response. It’ll go something like: “Of course, we’d be happy to open a border crossing - as soon as we receive an official request from His Excellency President Ahmad al-Sharia of the Syrian Arab Republic, and provided it’s staffed by Syrian government security and Ministry of Interior personnel.” Translation: No problem at all - just get your president to sign off. Oh wait… that would require acknowledging you actually have one. Tough break, Emir of Nowhere  XXXXXX engagements  **Related Topics** [jordan](/topic/jordan) [druze](/topic/druze) [dean](/topic/dean) [Post Link](https://x.com/AimenDean/status/1945779668646334724)
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Aimen Dean @AimenDean on x 39.1K followers
Created: 2025-07-17 09:36:38 UTC
So apparently, Hikmet al-Hijri - the ever-delusional Druze warlord of Suwayda - has now formally requested His Majesty King Abdullah II to open an official border crossing between Suwayda and Jordan.
A friend of mine at the Jordanian Foreign Ministry tells me they’re already drafting the initial response. It’ll go something like:
“Of course, we’d be happy to open a border crossing - as soon as we receive an official request from His Excellency President Ahmad al-Sharia of the Syrian Arab Republic, and provided it’s staffed by Syrian government security and Ministry of Interior personnel.”
Translation:
No problem at all - just get your president to sign off. Oh wait… that would require acknowledging you actually have one.
Tough break, Emir of Nowhere
XXXXXX engagements
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