[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  vx-underground [@vxunderground](/creator/twitter/vxunderground) on x 362.9K followers Created: 2025-07-17 04:59:23 UTC Initially I planned on writing peoples names on a piece of paper and placing it on the mayonnaise. However, much to my surprise, X ½ thingies of mayonnaise leaves a horrific, nearly suffocating, stench of mayonnaise. My entire home stinks of mayonnaise. During the experiment I, of course, planned accordingly. To ensure no mayonnaise contaminated me I stripped into my undies and used disposable rubber gloves to carefully manipulate the mayonnaise. As mayonnaise jar thingie X was completed, as I was moving to the 4th jar, my wife woke from her slumber. She exited the bedroom and asked why the house stinks of mayonnaise. She arrived in the living room to see me in my underwear, wearing rubber gloves, filling a computer with mayonnaise. She looked at me, with confusion and frustration in her eyes, and said, "Are you fuckin' serious right now? The whole house stinks like mayonnaise. I had a long day with the baby and I'd like to get some quality sleep for once" I apologized. She then angrily walked back to the bedroom and said, "Jesus Christ men are so damn dumb. It's like I'm living with X babies" and slammed the door. Chat, we cookin' fr. Haters gonna hate XXXXXX engagements  [Post Link](https://x.com/vxunderground/status/1945709896860618903)
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vx-underground @vxunderground on x 362.9K followers
Created: 2025-07-17 04:59:23 UTC
Initially I planned on writing peoples names on a piece of paper and placing it on the mayonnaise. However, much to my surprise, X ½ thingies of mayonnaise leaves a horrific, nearly suffocating, stench of mayonnaise. My entire home stinks of mayonnaise.
During the experiment I, of course, planned accordingly. To ensure no mayonnaise contaminated me I stripped into my undies and used disposable rubber gloves to carefully manipulate the mayonnaise.
As mayonnaise jar thingie X was completed, as I was moving to the 4th jar, my wife woke from her slumber. She exited the bedroom and asked why the house stinks of mayonnaise.
She arrived in the living room to see me in my underwear, wearing rubber gloves, filling a computer with mayonnaise. She looked at me, with confusion and frustration in her eyes, and said, "Are you fuckin' serious right now? The whole house stinks like mayonnaise. I had a long day with the baby and I'd like to get some quality sleep for once"
I apologized.
She then angrily walked back to the bedroom and said, "Jesus Christ men are so damn dumb. It's like I'm living with X babies" and slammed the door.
Chat, we cookin' fr. Haters gonna hate
XXXXXX engagements
