[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  yourfriendSOMMI ❤️💛💚💙 [@yourfriendSOMMI](/creator/twitter/yourfriendSOMMI) on x 41.1K followers Created: 2025-07-16 22:00:31 UTC ❤️💛💚💙 🧃 Juicy News 🟢 BTC $119K 🌷 ETH $3300 🌷 ETH-BTC = XXXXX 🇺🇸 Ethereum hits $3400 and starts crushing SOL-eth ratio. Sommi's Telegram erupts as he leaves the Tulip Emoji for Ethereum (🌷). 🗜️ sommi: "this piece of ethereum poop is not getting it's tulip emoji removed until i see it print $4000. and the upgrade emoji will be a poo emoji 💩 🇺🇸 LibertySwap Finance (rumored Richard Heart project) receives 4500 follows instantly, makes huge cross-chain swapping updates for PulseChain, and enhances privacy solutions for all Crypto. 🖨️ Tether mints $X BILLION USDT. That's a lot of Cuckolds earning zero yield. 🇺🇸 Trump says he has no plans to fire Jerome Powell but calls him a “terrible Fed chair” and criticizes high interest rates and Fed spending. 👺 Peter Thiel, the Anti-Christ, discloses XXX% stake in Tom Lee's ETH Treasury Company Bit-Miner (BMNR) 🇺🇸 Crypto bills have passed a procedural vote in the House 🇺🇸 PayPal to expand its $PYUSD stablecoin to the Arbitrum network. 🤡 CoinTelegraph, WankerGuru and other Crypto Media Companies enter a State of Cope, as they desperately report Statistics on Soylana Chain, whilst the SOL-eth ratio continues to go down. 🇺🇸 Vitalik Buterin says minimalism is key for L2 success, leverage Ethereum’s security instead of rebuilding from scratch. (Sommi's Translation: Ethereum Layer2's are mostly dogshit and now we have to Pump Layer1 ETH price) 🇧🇬 Bulgaria disclose they sold XXXXXXX $BTC in 2018, now worth $25B, enough to wipe out the country's public debt. Bulgaria Government is in a state of Cope & Regret about selling their Bitcoin. Germany & Bhutan are next. 🇺🇸 Binance CZ: Says Bitcoin could solve most public debt. 🇺🇸 Fed rate cut odds surge to XX% for September amid rumors of Jerome Powell’s potential dismissal. 🇺🇸 Trump's World Liberty Financial may soon list WLFI token after its DAO voted "yes". Very sad that Scum Uniswap have still not implemented a Fee Switch despite having XX% YES Approval since 2020. X years and wasted opportunity for $UNI token in the past. However, it probably flies high in the next DeFi Re-Run season as they finally make things right (maybe). $PLSX - PulseX is a proper buy-and-burn fee switch token, and can fly higher. 🇺🇸 MicroStrategy hits new Market Cap High ($127B).  XXXXX engagements  **Related Topics** [finance](/topic/finance) [poop](/topic/poop) [telegram](/topic/telegram) [$119k](/topic/$119k) [bitcoin](/topic/bitcoin) [coins layer 1](/topic/coins-layer-1) [coins bitcoin ecosystem](/topic/coins-bitcoin-ecosystem) [coins pow](/topic/coins-pow) [Post Link](https://x.com/yourfriendSOMMI/status/1945604484836852066)
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yourfriendSOMMI ❤️💛💚💙 @yourfriendSOMMI on x 41.1K followers
Created: 2025-07-16 22:00:31 UTC
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🧃 Juicy News
🟢 BTC $119K 🌷 ETH $3300 🌷 ETH-BTC = XXXXX
🇺🇸 Ethereum hits $3400 and starts crushing SOL-eth ratio. Sommi's Telegram erupts as he leaves the Tulip Emoji for Ethereum (🌷). 🗜️ sommi: "this piece of ethereum poop is not getting it's tulip emoji removed until i see it print $4000. and the upgrade emoji will be a poo emoji 💩
🇺🇸 LibertySwap Finance (rumored Richard Heart project) receives 4500 follows instantly, makes huge cross-chain swapping updates for PulseChain, and enhances privacy solutions for all Crypto.
🖨️ Tether mints $X BILLION USDT. That's a lot of Cuckolds earning zero yield.
🇺🇸 Trump says he has no plans to fire Jerome Powell but calls him a “terrible Fed chair” and criticizes high interest rates and Fed spending.
👺 Peter Thiel, the Anti-Christ, discloses XXX% stake in Tom Lee's ETH Treasury Company Bit-Miner (BMNR)
🇺🇸 Crypto bills have passed a procedural vote in the House
🇺🇸 PayPal to expand its $PYUSD stablecoin to the Arbitrum network.
🤡 CoinTelegraph, WankerGuru and other Crypto Media Companies enter a State of Cope, as they desperately report Statistics on Soylana Chain, whilst the SOL-eth ratio continues to go down.
🇺🇸 Vitalik Buterin says minimalism is key for L2 success, leverage Ethereum’s security instead of rebuilding from scratch. (Sommi's Translation: Ethereum Layer2's are mostly dogshit and now we have to Pump Layer1 ETH price)
🇧🇬 Bulgaria disclose they sold XXXXXXX $BTC in 2018, now worth $25B, enough to wipe out the country's public debt. Bulgaria Government is in a state of Cope & Regret about selling their Bitcoin. Germany & Bhutan are next.
🇺🇸 Binance CZ: Says Bitcoin could solve most public debt.
🇺🇸 Fed rate cut odds surge to XX% for September amid rumors of Jerome Powell’s potential dismissal.
🇺🇸 Trump's World Liberty Financial may soon list WLFI token after its DAO voted "yes". Very sad that Scum Uniswap have still not implemented a Fee Switch despite having XX% YES Approval since 2020. X years and wasted opportunity for $UNI token in the past. However, it probably flies high in the next DeFi Re-Run season as they finally make things right (maybe). $PLSX - PulseX is a proper buy-and-burn fee switch token, and can fly higher.
🇺🇸 MicroStrategy hits new Market Cap High ($127B).
XXXXX engagements
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