[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  Mr. Star Spangled MAGA [@4thOfJuly365](/creator/twitter/4thOfJuly365) on x 62.8K followers Created: 2025-07-16 14:00:13 UTC Dear Gavin Newsom, Bro. Broooooooooooooooo. For fcks sake Gavin, uncross your legs! I don't know whether you're going to slide off the couch like you're at a playground or start humping a fcking pillow. Knock that shit off it just adds to your creepiness. By the way... You're not hot shit. You’re out there posing as California’s golden boy while the state crumbles like a stale taco shell. You’re a walking photo-op with a smile so polished it could blind a bald eagle. You're also a shady motherfcker who has a fetish for finger pointing and a weakness for accountability. The recent child labor scandal tied to your campaign donor’s cannabis farm is the elephant in the room and we need to talk about it. Your buddy Graham Farrar’s Glass House Farms got raided by ICE for child labor violations—kids, Gavin, fcking kids working in weed fields. We’re talking unaccompanied minors, some as young as Sarah McBride's transition, toiling away while you’re busy tweeting about your tenant that lives rent free in that pompadour. You know who I mean right? Donald Mother-fcking Trump! Federal agents found XX juveniles, eight of them unaccompanied, and what was your response? An X post about “prosecuting child exploiters” while sidestepping the fact that this happened under your watch, funded by a donor who slipped you $XXXXXX. You didn’t even blink, did you? How could you with all of that Botox? You just kept that Ken-doll grin plastered on, probably checking your hair in the reflection of your phone screen. What have you done about it? Jack shit. Let’s talk about your track record though, or lack thereof. California’s a mess, and you’re the interior decorator. Homelessness is up XXXX% since you took office, while the rest of the country’s dropped 10%. You’ve thrown $XX billion at the problem, and what do we get? Fcking tent cities which means more shit on your streets. Your “Housing First” approach is like putting a Band-Aid on a broken leg, and you’re too busy posing for selfies to notice. Then there’s the economy. Californians are shelling out $XXXXXX more per year just to live there compared to the national average. Crime? You’ve doubled down on soft policies, leaving law enforcement with their hands tied while murder rates climb. Schools? Test scores are tanking—only XX% of Bakersfield kids meet math standards, and LA’s reading proficiency is a measly 41%. You’re more focused on banning parental notifications about kids’ gender identity than fixing actual education. Fcking genius bro. Your interviews? Fcking priceless. You sit there, legs crossed like you’re auditioning for a yoga infomercial, spouting buzzwords like “equitable frameworks” while California burns. That X feed of yours? It’s a circus of deflection. And that hair? Fck man, it’s like you’re sculpting it with a 3D printer. It’s got more structure than your policies. Your personality is a glossy veneer, all charm and no substance, like a used-car salesman who forgot where he parked the cars. You're useless bro. Keep tweeting while California chokes on your failures. And don't worry... President Trump will be there to clean up the mess that you created. Eat shit Governor Hairgel. In freedom, Mr. Star-Spangled MAGA XXXXXX engagements  **Related Topics** [golden boy](/topic/golden-boy) [taco](/topic/taco) [gavin newsom](/topic/gavin-newsom) [maga](/topic/maga) [Post Link](https://x.com/4thOfJuly365/status/1945483613249634734)
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Mr. Star Spangled MAGA @4thOfJuly365 on x 62.8K followers
Created: 2025-07-16 14:00:13 UTC
Dear Gavin Newsom,
Bro.
Broooooooooooooooo.
For fcks sake Gavin, uncross your legs!
I don't know whether you're going to slide off the couch like you're at a playground or start humping a fcking pillow.
Knock that shit off it just adds to your creepiness.
By the way...
You're not hot shit.
You’re out there posing as California’s golden boy while the state crumbles like a stale taco shell.
You’re a walking photo-op with a smile so polished it could blind a bald eagle.
You're also a shady motherfcker who has a fetish for finger pointing and a weakness for accountability.
The recent child labor scandal tied to your campaign donor’s cannabis farm is the elephant in the room and we need to talk about it.
Your buddy Graham Farrar’s Glass House Farms got raided by ICE for child labor violations—kids, Gavin, fcking kids working in weed fields.
We’re talking unaccompanied minors, some as young as Sarah McBride's transition, toiling away while you’re busy tweeting about your tenant that lives rent free in that pompadour.
You know who I mean right?
Donald Mother-fcking Trump!
Federal agents found XX juveniles, eight of them unaccompanied, and what was your response?
An X post about “prosecuting child exploiters” while sidestepping the fact that this happened under your watch, funded by a donor who slipped you $XXXXXX.
You didn’t even blink, did you?
How could you with all of that Botox?
You just kept that Ken-doll grin plastered on, probably checking your hair in the reflection of your phone screen.
What have you done about it?
Jack shit.
Let’s talk about your track record though, or lack thereof.
California’s a mess, and you’re the interior decorator.
Homelessness is up XXXX% since you took office, while the rest of the country’s dropped 10%.
You’ve thrown $XX billion at the problem, and what do we get?
Fcking tent cities which means more shit on your streets.
Your “Housing First” approach is like putting a Band-Aid on a broken leg, and you’re too busy posing for selfies to notice.
Then there’s the economy.
Californians are shelling out $XXXXXX more per year just to live there compared to the national average.
Crime?
You’ve doubled down on soft policies, leaving law enforcement with their hands tied while murder rates climb.
Schools?
Test scores are tanking—only XX% of Bakersfield kids meet math standards, and LA’s reading proficiency is a measly 41%.
You’re more focused on banning parental notifications about kids’ gender identity than fixing actual education.
Fcking genius bro.
Your interviews?
Fcking priceless.
You sit there, legs crossed like you’re auditioning for a yoga infomercial, spouting buzzwords like “equitable frameworks” while California burns.
That X feed of yours?
It’s a circus of deflection.
And that hair?
Fck man, it’s like you’re sculpting it with a 3D printer.
It’s got more structure than your policies.
Your personality is a glossy veneer, all charm and no substance, like a used-car salesman who forgot where he parked the cars.
You're useless bro.
Keep tweeting while California chokes on your failures.
And don't worry...
President Trump will be there to clean up the mess that you created.
Eat shit Governor Hairgel.
In freedom, Mr. Star-Spangled MAGA
XXXXXX engagements
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