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![2lambro Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1559193198605774850.png) 2Lambroz 🐑 (🧑‍🍳🥩🤌) [@2lambro](/creator/twitter/2lambro) on x 31.1K followers
Created: 2025-07-16 05:13:04 UTC

Stonk-buying treasuries are cool
Packaged as buyback-and-burn for cryptobros, 
shiny new crypto stonk for speculators.

The bet is simple: the underlying asset keeps going up.

With $BTC, you can pull that off. With most alts, you just can’t. ( $HYPE is my exception. )

A treasury’s real job is to hold, not dump.
That works when your asset is strong like $BTC

but
good luck trying that with random alts.

When the price bleeds, it’s not burn anymore the treasury can sells... and burns you instead.

First principles:
If this is a fund-raised project with vesting where are these stonks getting the tokens from?

Stay safu if you are longing ETF alts or speculating on those ETF


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