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![MarioNawfal Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1319287761048723458.png) Mario Nawfal [@MarioNawfal](/creator/twitter/MarioNawfal) on x 2.3M followers
Created: 2025-07-15 06:20:00 UTC

HOW LONG TO RUN TO OTHER PLANETS? 

SPOILER: YOU'LL DIE

Venus: XX years. Miss your 100th birthday party. 

Mars: XXX years. Elon's rockets suddenly look reasonable. 

Jupiter: XXXXX years. Jesus could've started running and still wouldn't be there. 

Pluto: XXXXXX years. Humanity invented agriculture more recently.

Pack light. And maybe XXXXXXX pairs of shoes.

Source: @x_viral_vibes

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XXXXXXX engagements

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[Post Link](https://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/1945005407816101973)