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![CtrlAltDwayne Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1656279377213263873.png) Dwayne [@CtrlAltDwayne](/creator/twitter/CtrlAltDwayne) on x 3442 followers
Created: 2025-07-15 04:19:01 UTC

X months ago, my cofounder went missing in Tulum. I replaced him with an LLM.

Board was skeptical until the bot started replying to investor updates with "appreciate the pushback" and "we're hiring aggressively."

It never slept. It never cried in WeWork bathrooms.

Eventually I started missing the LLM when I talked to real people.

I don't need a partner. I need uptime.


XXX engagements

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