[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  Buzzing Pop [@BuzzingPop](/creator/twitter/BuzzingPop) on x 202.7K followers Created: 2025-07-15 02:14:40 UTC Eric André reveals he accidentally received head from a male masseuse during a couples massage: “The guy was massaging me, and he was getting in my spaghetti and meatballs. And, I’m going, ‘Don’t get a boner, don’t get a boner— you’re gonna be gay!’ Boom! I get a boner! I’m like raging hard on! Because he’s in there with the oils and sh*t, and he didn’t speak any English and he was like, ‘Is this ok?’ I’m looking at my girlfriend and I looked [back at him] and was like, ‘Yeah, it’s OK…’ His hand is really hot and warm. Full f**king schloop and I tapped his head and I was like, ‘No, no, no!’”  XXXXXX engagements  **Related Topics** [gonna](/topic/gonna) [boner](/topic/boner) [Post Link](https://x.com/BuzzingPop/status/1944943667984347582)
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Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop on x 202.7K followers
Created: 2025-07-15 02:14:40 UTC
Eric André reveals he accidentally received head from a male masseuse during a couples massage:
“The guy was massaging me, and he was getting in my spaghetti and meatballs. And, I’m going, ‘Don’t get a boner, don’t get a boner— you’re gonna be gay!’ Boom! I get a boner! I’m like raging hard on! Because he’s in there with the oils and sh*t, and he didn’t speak any English and he was like, ‘Is this ok?’ I’m looking at my girlfriend and I looked [back at him] and was like, ‘Yeah, it’s OK…’ His hand is really hot and warm. Full f**king schloop and I tapped his head and I was like, ‘No, no, no!’”
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