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![Slate Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::15164565.png) Slate [@Slate](/creator/twitter/Slate) on x 1.6M followers
Created: 2025-07-14 22:30:34 UTC

Dear Care and Feeding: My paranoid wife has a plan for spying on our kids. It's way out of line.

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XXXXX engagements

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