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![VladTheInflator Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1373772003191099392.png) Darth Powell [@VladTheInflator](/creator/twitter/VladTheInflator) on x 95.7K followers
Created: 2025-07-13 21:15:57 UTC

So that's why dumb fuck Dimon was crying about JP Morgan employees coming back to the plantation.

Bro blew his wad on some relic of the 1980s

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