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![AdamBLiv Avatar](https://lunarcrush.com/gi/w:24/cr:twitter::1881193918206758912.png) Adam Livingston [@AdamBLiv](/creator/twitter/AdamBLiv) on x 45.6K followers
Created: 2025-07-13 19:38:45 UTC

BREAKING: I’ve officially joined the Launderette in Paducah, Kentucky as Director of Bitcoin Strategy and capital markets lead.

We’re prepping a $1.8M Reg D Private Placement at a $6M pre-money valuation.

Cap table is clean.

No VC parasites.

XXX% Kentucky-grown liquidity.

Warrant structure:

• 1:1 coverage
• $140k BTC strike
• 3-year expiry
• Accelerated vesting if Jerome Powell cries on camera

Lean OpEx. ZERO headcount. 

Just me, four broken dryers, and a dream.

I sleep on the folding table and run multisig from the back office.

This isn’t a laundromat.

It’s a BTC torque amplifier disguised as a strip mall tax shelter.

Our mNAV is 14x the spot value of our washing machines.

Q4 target:

• Bootstrap Lightning rails
• Tokenize dryer cycles on Liquid
• Issue a BTC-backed rebate NFT to every customer who survives the foam explosion in aisle X

This isn’t financial advice.

This is sovereignty via spin cycle.

DM for term sheet!

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XXXXXX engagements

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