[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  SILENT INVESTOR 💼 [@xSilentInvestor](/creator/twitter/xSilentInvestor) on x XXX followers Created: 2025-07-13 00:29:01 UTC "Caught in Class with $GOATED Intentions" So I’m in this brutal economics exam sweating like a Christmas goat in Lagos heat. My biro’s fighting for its life on question X when the demon of distraction enters: I suddenly remember a spicy thread I saw that morning on @DefiPrince88 about @GOATRollup and how it’s finally fixing Bitcoin DeFi without wrapping nonsense. Next thing you know, I started yapping. Low voice at first, then full TED Talk mode. I’m talking about zkMIPS, native BTC yield, smart accounts, even dropping lines like “bro, $GOATED is how you turn your satoshis into soldiers.” Now here’s the twist: I'm alone, nobody's next to me. I’m literally whispering alpha to myself mid-exam. My teacher, a woman with eyes sharper than a sniper in COD , clocks me. Storms toward me like she just caught Binance insider trading. “Give me the phone!” “Ma it’s not what you ......” “GIVE ME THE PHONE!” She snatches it from my desk like it’s Exhibit A. And guess what she sees? No calculator. No ChatGPT. No spy app. Just me, ranting in my Notes app: “GOATRollup is the L1 Bitcoin never had. zkMIPS = ZK + native BTC = real DeFi. $GOATED holders might actually touch financial freedom.” She looks up, confused. “What… what’s a zkMIPS?” I just smiled. “Ma, it’s like if WAEC used zero-knowledge proofs to mark our scripts fairly.” She sent me out of the hall but asked me how she can start yapping on $GOAT 😁 I failed. But I onboarded one teacher to Bitcoin-native DeFi. $GOATED forever #GOATRollup #KAITO  XX engagements  **Related Topics** [goated](/topic/goated) [demon](/topic/demon) [goat](/topic/goat) [$goated](/topic/$goated) [investment](/topic/investment) [bitcoin](/topic/bitcoin) [coins layer 1](/topic/coins-layer-1) [coins bitcoin ecosystem](/topic/coins-bitcoin-ecosystem) [Post Link](https://x.com/xSilentInvestor/status/1944192306883567931)
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SILENT INVESTOR 💼 @xSilentInvestor on x XXX followers
Created: 2025-07-13 00:29:01 UTC
"Caught in Class with $GOATED Intentions"
So I’m in this brutal economics exam sweating like a Christmas goat in Lagos heat. My biro’s fighting for its life on question X when the demon of distraction enters: I suddenly remember a spicy thread I saw that morning on @DefiPrince88 about @GOATRollup and how it’s finally fixing Bitcoin DeFi without wrapping nonsense.
Next thing you know, I started yapping.
Low voice at first, then full TED Talk mode.
I’m talking about zkMIPS, native BTC yield, smart accounts, even dropping lines like “bro, $GOATED is how you turn your satoshis into soldiers.”
Now here’s the twist: I'm alone, nobody's next to me. I’m literally whispering alpha to myself mid-exam.
My teacher, a woman with eyes sharper than a sniper in COD , clocks me. Storms toward me like she just caught Binance insider trading.
“Give me the phone!”
“Ma it’s not what you ......”
“GIVE ME THE PHONE!”
She snatches it from my desk like it’s Exhibit A.
And guess what she sees?
No calculator.
No ChatGPT.
No spy app.
Just me, ranting in my Notes app: “GOATRollup is the L1 Bitcoin never had. zkMIPS = ZK + native BTC = real DeFi. $GOATED holders might actually touch financial freedom.”
She looks up, confused. “What… what’s a zkMIPS?”
I just smiled. “Ma, it’s like if WAEC used zero-knowledge proofs to mark our scripts fairly.”
She sent me out of the hall but asked me how she can start yapping on $GOAT 😁
I failed. But I onboarded one teacher to Bitcoin-native DeFi.
$GOATED forever #GOATRollup #KAITO
XX engagements
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