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Created: 2025-07-12 11:49:27 UTC

🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT - MICHELLE OBAMA: BEING A WOMAN IS HARD FROM HER $XX MILLION PERCH

Michelle is back, and this time, she’s shedding millionaire tears over how hard it is to be a woman in America.

In a speech that could’ve been delivered from a throne made of cash, she moaned: “There are so many rules that make us small.”

Also Michelle: private jets, mega-mansions, $500K speaking fees, and best-selling memoirs.

She warned of “landmines” and “limitations” facing women… which sounds a lot like the vibe in her Aspen guesthouse.

Look, if being “small” means first-class flights and Spotify deals, please, shrink us too.

Meanwhile, actual struggling women out here just trying to pay rent without Oprah on speed dial..

Cheers to Tears!

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