[GUEST ACCESS MODE: Data is scrambled or limited to provide examples. Make requests using your API key to unlock full data. Check https://lunarcrush.ai/auth for authentication information.]  Marcus 🧪 [@marcuslayerx](/creator/twitter/marcuslayerx) on x 5317 followers Created: 2025-07-11 07:36:50 UTC ngl, didn’t think swapping shitcoins could feel like stepping into a time machine fam but @defidotapp hits different back in the day we were trading on @uniswap praying the gas wouldn’t rob us of our rent money. remember swapping $XXX worth of catcoin and paying $XXX in fees? that was the game back in the day lol now im sitting in my backyard at 6am, minting some random nft while my cat scratches at my feet and i been trading my $BUTTHOLE for $TSLA... onchain & gasless this is a new layer of reality fam... cex vibes, all onchain. no passwords. no seed phrases. no gas. real ux. smooth as hell. if you were around for the uniswap or sushi airdrop, this another opportunity 💰 i got addicted to using this shit lol. i use it daily. the connect experience? real af. like, my wallet feels like a portfolio now. everything syncs. it just works. defi’s been broken forever. clunky. expensive. unusable. @defidotapp fixed it. now it’s fun again. now it’s profitable again. this isn’t financial advice fam its a wake up call. link your x. load a small bag. yap like your bags depend on it. print until you don’t have to explain crypto to your family anymore. i’ll be on my recliner farming lol locked tf in 🧪  XXX engagements  **Related Topics** [coins dao](/topic/coins-dao) [nft](/topic/nft) [catcoin](/topic/catcoin) [money](/topic/money) [uniswap](/topic/uniswap) [defidotapp](/topic/defidotapp) [ngl](/topic/ngl) [$home](/topic/$home) [Post Link](https://x.com/marcuslayerx/status/1943575194033148041)
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Marcus 🧪 @marcuslayerx on x 5317 followers
Created: 2025-07-11 07:36:50 UTC
ngl, didn’t think swapping shitcoins could feel like stepping into a time machine fam
but @defidotapp hits different
back in the day we were trading on @uniswap praying the gas wouldn’t rob us of our rent money. remember swapping $XXX worth of catcoin and paying $XXX in fees?
that was the game back in the day lol
now im sitting in my backyard at 6am, minting some random nft while my cat scratches at my feet and i been trading my $BUTTHOLE for $TSLA... onchain & gasless
this is a new layer of reality fam... cex vibes, all onchain. no passwords. no seed phrases. no gas. real ux.
smooth as hell.
if you were around for the uniswap or sushi airdrop, this another opportunity 💰
i got addicted to using this shit lol. i use it daily. the connect experience? real af. like, my wallet feels like a portfolio now. everything syncs. it just works.
defi’s been broken forever. clunky. expensive. unusable.
@defidotapp fixed it. now it’s fun again. now it’s profitable again.
this isn’t financial advice fam its a wake up call.
link your x. load a small bag. yap like your bags depend on it. print until you don’t have to explain crypto to your family anymore.
i’ll be on my recliner farming lol
locked tf in 🧪
XXX engagements
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